🌐Some global opinions on marriages..
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Al Gore 😛😛
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates 😝😝
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Mike Tyson 😝😝
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs 📄with me.
- Bill Clinton 😉😉
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- George W. Bush 👻
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Rudy Giuliani 💣
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- Michael Jordan 😜😜
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Shaquille O'Neal 😘😘
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..
- Kobe Bryant😡😡
You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
- David Hasselhoff😞😞
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Alec Baldwin 😥😥
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Barack Obama😳😳
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
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Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,G
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later,
somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
🍁An Excellent Line...
"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deer's".😜😂🍁
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse!!!
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If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…
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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.
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Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
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Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my wife”
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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”
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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
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The sweetest msg -
Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace ur mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately. ..… 👏👏
Have a nice day!
